What do you do if an obvious witch stops you on the road and asks a favor? Keep walking, right? Well, for the first time in possibly the entirety of this podcast, here's an example of someone speaking to an evil-looking witch in the dark forest and it actually working out. It's the story of Hans Christian Andersen's "The Tinderbox".
Our second story is from Vietnam, and a poor family, a smart child, an evil moneylender, and a fly conspire to cause some legal difficulties.
Bombas are the most comfortable socks I've ever worn, hands...er...feet down. For 20% off your first order, check out http://www.bombas.com/legends (code LEGENDS). Seriously. They are amazing.
Not listening to Fictional? You can find it on Apple podcasts (http://apple.fictional.fm), Stitcher (http://stitcher.fictional.fm), Spotify (http://spotify.fictional.fm), and everywhere else by just searching for "Fictional".
"Down and Around" by Podington Bear
"Holding Hands" by Podington Bear
"Lens Flare" by Podington Bear
"Solemn Oath" by Podington Bear
"Storm Passing" by Podington Bear
"Scalloped" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Wahre" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Slider" by Blue Dot Sessions
Things get weird this week. The knights continue their quests through the Country of Strange Adventure, and the side-quests becomes the main quest as the knights get involved with:
Also, were you wondering what happened to Arthur's incestuous offspring, Mordred? Neither was anyone else! But he's back just in time for something horrible to happen.
The creature this time is the cuero, a nice looking blanket to keep sand off you on the beach and also maybe your skin as well.
I actually just finished a Blue Apron meal. No joke. It was amazing. For $30 off your first order, check out http://www.blueapron.com/legends
Let me know if you want a list of excellent mythology-related audiobooks, because I can get you a long list of myths and legends related audiobooks. You already love listening to stories, so check out Audible at http://audible.com/myths or text MYTHS to 500-500 for a 30-day trial and a free first audiobook.
"Lick Stick" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Dark Water" by Podington Bear
"Nocturne Op 27 No 1" by Podington Bear
"Rain on Glass" by Podington Bear
"Pxl Cray" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Plataz" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Vik Fence Lardha" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Bivly" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Mad Scientist" by Fog Lake
"Connect the Dots" by Statusq
Yvain and Gawain are just two best friends taking a fun trip together. Nevermind that they've been exiled from Camelot forever, making it a mandatory best friends vacation. It sparks the beginning of a yearlong quest filled with morbid church decorations, dragon diets consisting solely of puppies, and sad, creepy knights. Basically your standard Arthurian legend.
The creature of the week is a fearsome critter who loves your scent...especially if that scent is rum...
Hiring? Go where everyone already is! Check out http://LinkedIn.com/MYTHS and get a $50 credit toward your first job post.
"Blue Highway" by Podington Bear
"Ice Pack" by Podington Bear
"In My Head" by Podington Bear
"Miss You" by Podington Bear
"In the Back Room" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Peacoat" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Borough" by Blue Dot Sessions
The story of William Tell is so much more than an arrow and an apple. It's the story of a reluctant hero, a tyrannical ruler, and why you shouldn't let your prisoners drive the vehicle you're using to take them to prison.
The creature this week is the cockatrice, and if you see a frog keeping eggs warm, that is just a completely normal and ok thing that won't end up destroying you and everyone you love.
Casper is the most comfortable mattress I've ever used. I did the math - you spend a quarter million hours on your mattress over your life, you should be comfortable. Check out http://www.casper.com/legends, offer code LEGENDS for fifty dollars off your mattress purchase.
RXBAR = delicious, and full of awesome, real ingredients. I love them. My son loves them. You'll love them. For 25% off your first order, visit http://www.rxbar.com/legends and enter promo code: LEGENDS at checkout.
"Cicle Clavis Textile" by Blue Dot Sessions
"In Paler Skies" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Gullwing Sailor" Blue Dot Sessions
"KeoKeo" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Caspian Sea" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Vik Fenceta" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Waltz for Zacaria" by Blue Dot Sessions